A dark comedy about ambition, intimacy, and the fragile boundaries between who we are and what we’re paid to be.
“If I’m an expert in the lab, then I am a fucking savant at getting men to want me. It makes my science career look like a lemonade stand of a side quest.”
Eloise is a PhD candidate in experimental medicine & oncology at NYU. She’s also a high-end escort.
When she falls in love with a handsome stranger and uncovers fabricated data at her biotech startup, the lives she’s carefully kept separate begin to unravel.
Company
The team

Showtime, Netflix, The Bushwick Starr, Actors Theatre of Louisville

Mint Theater Company (Outer Critics Circle nom.), SoHo Playhouse, The Public Theater, New York Theatre Workshop

COO, Tea Lady
* Actors’ Equity Association
For fans of
- Fleabag
- Circle Mirror Transformation
- Job
- Every Brilliant Thing
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2 nightsJune 2026 · Briggs Opera House, VT Workshop production
sold out150 people each night, 300 in all.
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August 2026 Developmental workshop

Further development of the script and staging at the Troy Foundry Theater.
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November 2026 Script Competition Finalist

Austin Film Festival.
For theaters
At a glance
| Cast | 4 actors · Equity |
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| Running time | 75 minutes · no intermission |
| Content | Adult themes · explicit language |
| Next | Seeking theaters, co-producers & a New York run |
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Get in touch
Script, deck and production packet on request.